never eat with niggas you ain’t starve with
this is real talk
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A Tale of Urban Reality.
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Christian Dior Denim Flow
Kanye West - “Christian Dior Denim Flow”
(featuring Kid Cudi, Pusha T, John Legend, Lloyd Banks & Ryan Leslie)
According to iTunes, this is the song I listen to most often. It’s the first song in my Top 25 Most Played. I haven’t listened to it in months, but there was a time where it was on repeat 24/7. The only state it had was pause and play.
I forgot how much I love it.
I got the world in my hands.
The master plan.
But I don’t know why I keep calling.
Why I keep—
All of these girls at my shows, they loving me.
But I don’t know why I keep calling,
Why I keep calling youuuuu.
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everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
OMG
PERRY!!!
oh God yes!!
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uFck That!: Today, In the Card Shop...
Some weird ass dude is there, but he has some cards I want Fine, cool, trade, all that good shit. Before I got the cards, he just puts them back in the tin, after I spent like 15 minutes looking through it. I’m like
I haven’t even showed you my shit yet!
I showed him one of my decks, and he…
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Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor!
Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white girl too and I love to reblog jokes. If you think that tumblr’s just made for reblogging that shit, then you’re a fucking little bit with no sense of humor at all. Go crawl back up your mother’s sluty little pussy and suck your little fucknuts.
My mom is dead.
horton hears a what
horton hears a who
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
About A Tale of Urban Reality.
This blog is a mish-mash of funny, interesting, truthful, and amazing reblogged posts with a bit of my personal opinions and musings sprinkled throughout.
